Tom Reimann / Comedian
Tom Reimann / Comedian

Tom Reimann Is A Writer, Editor, Actor, and Comedian.

 
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For a decade, Tom worked as an editor for Cracked.com, the largest comedy site in the world with over 15 million unique monthly visits and 300 million monthly views. He created the show Junk History for Cracked's YouTube channel, as well as contributing and performing several sketches and monologues, and regularly contributing to other popular Cracked series such as After Hours, Some News, Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder, We're Not Alone, and The Stumbling Dead. He was the creator and host of the Cracked Movie Club podcast, which released weekly episodes for 50,000 listeners. He has performed standup at Westside Comedy Theater and the NerdMelt Showroom, and has toured with Unpopular Opinion's Adam Tod Brown and Jeff May. Additionally, he can run a mile in 7 minutes and can recite the entirety of Tim Burton's Batman from memory.

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Junk History (creator, writer, actor)

Danny DeVito's nightmarish, sex-crazed Penguin inadvertently gave the world two things: 'Ed Wood' and series of depressingly bad Batman sequels.

The Top Gun VHS tape did two things: It made Tom Cruise so bankable he can worship aliens and still get legitimate work, and it saved the VHS industry and the world.

Today's Topic (writer, actor)

Elliot's pretty lucky that E.T. was an idiot only interested in getting hammered, because he definitely would've spent the rest of his life slowly being devoured. And then healed. And then devoured. And so on and so forth, in a horrifying cycle. Want some more SOME NEWS, starring Cody Johnston?

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW Or: How Tolkein Just Ripped Off History.

After Hours (writer)

Soren, Katie, Michael, and Daniel argue the pros and cons of being a ghost in the films Ghostbusters, Casper, Ghost, and the less-than-classic R.I.P.D. CHECK US OUT on AMAZON: http://amazon.com/v/cracked Want some more SOME NEWS, starring Cody Johnston?

Some News (writer, actor)

Frederick Douglas is still alive? The Panama Canal was built 100 years ago? President Donald Trump isn't wrong, per se, he's just getting the many timelines that exist at his Mar-a-Lago estate mixed up. Trump staffer Many Historians explains. Want some more SOME NEWS, starring Cody Johnston?

Honest Ads (writer, actor)

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW Black Friday: The day invented by people who sell things to lure the people who buy things away from their families on one of the only nationally recognized holiday weekends on the calendar.

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW If it's hot out and you're in dire need of refreshment, just grab yourself an ice cold bottle of candy.

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW You might as well just eat dyed sugar. It's probably healthier.

Cracked Rants (writer, actor)

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW Picking something with minimal rules is preferable. No one wants to be invited over to listen to you read a graduate thesis masked as an instruction manual.

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW If you didn't know that these movies were still being made, don't feel bad. CLICK HERE for our new series, INTERNET CONTENT - https://goo.gl/okgTNm CLICK HERE for our new series, WE'RE NOT ALONE - http://goo.gl/cC9L5o CLICK HERE for more ROM.COM SEASON 3 - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list...

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW We'll take these over having another 'Transformers' movie.

We Are Not Alone (Writer)

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW Meeting extra-terrestrials will go about as smoothly as meeting your Tinder date. LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://cracked.tumblr.com

Escort Mission (writer)

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW At least the repetitiveness is pretty cool.

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT STRATEGY GUIDES!!!

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW If you weren't aware that the Mortal Kombat series had a story to it, then we envy you.

Shout! The Phone-Sharing App (sketch; writer, actor)

Innovation Visionary T.K. Breauski invites you to be part of the exciting revolution he's bringing to disrupt the Conversation Space. Are you ready for Shout? Are you ready to Join The Conversation? CHECK US OUT on AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/v/cracked Want some more SOME NEWS, starring Cody Johnston?

The Stumbling Dead (actor)

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW Zombies becoming self-aware only leads to further calamity.

Tales To Get Scared To (actor)

SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://goo.gl/ITTCPW Pretty much all office buildings are haunted. It's scientific fact.

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